hottermelon:

getting paid slightly above minimum wage

baconnnnnnn:

why wasnt captain underpants in the avengers

chenhonks:

oaktreebutch:

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on?
Universities:

powerjock:

people don’t want to talk about it but Austin Powers DID fuck Beyoncé

ratsofftoya:

roseskinnycoffee:

ratsofftoya:

British food look like this

Excuse me.

Originally posted by zasto-bas-meni

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

Originally posted by sensualeroticblog

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

unclefather: